PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts
PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts
👻 Finally a Halloween costume Dad will actually wear
🎃 Gets laughs without saying a single word
🏄 Comfortable enough to wear all day, every day
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"Bought these for my husband as a joke and he hasn't taken them off since. Wore them to our neighbour's Halloween party and had the whole street in tears laughing."
"My dad opened these on Halloween morning last year and immediately put them on over his jeans. Best $35 I've ever spent. Already ordered two more for his brothers."
"The print quality is insane for the price. Bright, bold, didn't fade after washing. Dad wore these to every Halloween event we had and got compliments every single time."
Size Guide
Size Guide
Simply pick your size (remember to size up 1-2 sizes for the best fit), choose your favourite Halloween print, and place your order. Your PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts will arrive ready to wear — no assembly, no effort, no embarrassing costume shop trips. Just pull them on and let the chaos begin.
Our Guarantee
Our Guarantee
If you're not 100% satisfied within the first 30 days, just send it back to us and we'll give you a full refund.
Shipping & Delivery
Shipping & Delivery
Due to overwhelming demand for PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts this season, please allow 24–72 hours for your order to be processed and prepared. Once dispatched, delivery takes 5-12 business days depending on your location. Every single order includes full tracked shipment as standard — so you'll always know exactly where Dad's shorts are and when they're arriving.
Our honest advice: order now. Halloween is a hard deadline and these sell out fast — especially the Ghost Purple and Jack O' Lantern prints. The ones who order today are the ones who get the laugh on Halloween night. Don't be the one still waiting on a delivery that hasn't arrived. 🎃
PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts
📏 Find Dad's Perfect Fit
PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts run on the smaller side — we recommend sizing up 1 to 2 sizes from Dad's usual fit for the most comfortable wear.
Refer to the size chart image above for exact measurements.
Still unsure? Always go bigger — these are shorts, a little extra room is way better than too tight. If Dad is between sizes, we would recommend you to size up.
The Only Halloween Costume That Gets Better Every Time He Wears It
Most Halloween costumes end up in a bin bag by November 1st. PapaTrunks™ get pulled out again and again — pool parties, BBQs, school pickups just to embarrass the kids. Dad becomes the most entertaining person in any room without even trying.
- 🎨 Bold prints that stay vivid wash after wash. (No cracking, no fading, just full Halloween energy every time.)
- 😂 Instant conversation starter (Dad doesn't need to say a word — the shorts do it for him.)
- 🎁 The gift that actually lands. (This is the one he talks about for years.)
Dads Across America Are Obsessed 😂
We reached out to real customers who grabbed PapaTrunks™ Halloween Shorts for the dad in their life and asked about their experience. The results were honestly overwhelming — and they speak for themselves.
94%
said Dad wore them more than once after Halloween 👻
96%
said they got compliments or laughs within the first hour of wearing them 🎃
95%
said they would buy PapaTrunks™ again as a gift 🎁
30-Money-Back Guarantee!
We stand by our products with a 30-day risk-free guarantee. If you're not completely thrilled with your order, simply return it for a full refund (no questions asked)
What Customers Are Raving About!
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Gran Didn't Expect This Reaction 👵
"I'm 68 years old and my daughter had to talk me into buying these for my son. Best decision I ever made. He opened them Halloween morning, put them on immediately and wore them trick or treating with the grandkids that night. The whole neighbourhood was losing it. I've never seen him laugh that hard."
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He Refused To Take Them Off 😂
"Bought these as a surprise for my boyfriend without telling him what they were. He unwrapped them confused, put them on as a joke and then refused to take them off for the entire Halloween party. Three of his friends ordered a pair by the end of the night. Didn't expect that."
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Every Dad On The Street Wanted A Pair 🎃
"Got these for my husband thinking he'd wear them once for a laugh. He showed up to trick or treat with our kids in these shorts, a plain white tee and sunglasses and every single dad on the street stopped him to ask where he got them. He's already asking if they do a Christmas version."
Frequently Asked Questions
FAQ
Can I wear these outside of Halloween?
Absolutely — and most dads do. PapaTrunks™ get worn to pool parties, backyard BBQs, beach days and casual hangouts long after October is over. The Halloween prints are bold enough to be a conversation starter any time of year, not just one night.
How long will delivery take?
Most orders are processed within 24–72 hours and arrive within 5-12 business days. We strongly recommend ordering as early as possible — Halloween is a hard deadline and shipping gets busy fast as October goes on.
Are these actually funny or just gimmicky?
The reactions speak for themselves — check the reviews. There's a difference between a cheap novelty and something that genuinely lands, and PapaTrunks™ consistently gets the latter. Every dad who's worn them in public has had strangers stop and ask where they're from.
Can I order multiple colors or sizes?
Absolutely — our Buy 2 and Buy 3 Get 1 Free bundles are the most popular options for exactly this reason. Mix and match any colours and sizes across any bundle and free shipping is included automatically.
These are a gift — will they arrive in time for Halloween?
Order as early as possible to guarantee delivery before October 31st. Every order ships with full tracking so you can follow it the entire way. The earlier you order the more breathing room you have.
What if they don't fit or I'm not happy?
We stand behind every single pair with our 30-day satisfaction guarantee. Reach out to our team before anything else and we'll sort it — exchange, replacement or full refund. No stress, no drama, no questions asked.